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Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi

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  Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi..

 Company Ne Socha K
 Achanak Bataya To Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai ..
 Company Ne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya
 Ke Aise Batao Ke Wo Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye ..
 Pappu Ne Jake us Ladki Ko Bola:
 "Farz karo aap Ka 5 crore ka inaam nikal aaye to aap kya krogi?"
 Ladki: Aap Ke Samne Dance Krongi,
 Shaadi Kar Longi..
 Yehi Nahin..
 Aadha Inaam Bhi De Dungi ...!!
 
 
 Ye Sun Kar Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya..!!
 

Height of Confidence in Love

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 Height of Confidence in Love ..

Girl : Do You Love Me?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Prove It, Jump From Roof ..
Boy : Walked up To The Edge
And Said with a Smile
Push Me if you Can ..
 

Suicide Krny

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 Boy: Kaha Ja Rhi Ho?

Girl: Suicide Krny
Boy: To Itna Makeup Kiu Kia Hai?
 
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Girl: Aby Ghanchakar Kal Newspaper Mai Photo Aayegi Na
 

Once a teacher taught his student

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  Once a teacher taught his student: If man work hard, he becomes what he wants!!

 Little sardar said: But sir, my father says you can never achieve your goal.
 Teacher: What is your goal in life??
 Sardar: I want to become a Lady Doctor
 

U can not touch ur lower lip with ur tounge

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  Fact 1: U can not touch ur lower lip with ur tounge...

 Fact 2: After reading this, 99% idiots would try it.. 
 
 

BUS or LARKEE

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 Boy: BUS or LARKEE

1 jaisy hote hain,
1 jati hai to dusri aa jati hy.
Girl: RAKSHAY or LARKAY
1 jaizay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chalay atay han
 
 

Boys are intelligent then girls

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  Boy: Boys are intelligent then girls!

 Girl: Any proof ?
 Boy: you always say intelliGENTS
 but you never say intelliLADIES!
 Great people Great thoughts.
 

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