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Once a teacher taught his student

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  Once a teacher taught his student: If man work hard, he becomes what he wants!!

 Little sardar said: But sir, my father says you can never achieve your goal.
 Teacher: What is your goal in life??
 Sardar: I want to become a Lady Doctor
 

U can not touch ur lower lip with ur tounge

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  Fact 1: U can not touch ur lower lip with ur tounge...

 Fact 2: After reading this, 99% idiots would try it.. 
 
 

BUS or LARKEE

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 Boy: BUS or LARKEE

1 jaisy hote hain,
1 jati hai to dusri aa jati hy.
Girl: RAKSHAY or LARKAY
1 jaizay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chalay atay han
 
 

Boys are intelligent then girls

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  Boy: Boys are intelligent then girls!

 Girl: Any proof ?
 Boy: you always say intelliGENTS
 but you never say intelliLADIES!
 Great people Great thoughts.
 

Boy to girl before exam

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  Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best

 Girl: All the best to you too
 But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
 
 Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.
 

Suit acha pehna he

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  Boy:Suit acha pehna he Girl:Thnx 

 Boy:lipstik boht achi lagai he 
 Girl:Thnx Boy:make up bhi boht acha kiya he 
 Girl:Thnxbhaiya" Boy: phir b achi nahi lag rahi
 

Waqt ki anch me pathar pighal jate hy

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  Waqt ki anch me pathar pighal jate hy

 Khusi k lamhy gam mein badal jate hy
 Kyu karega hume yaad koi
 Waqt ke Saath khayalat badal jate hai
 

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