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We Condemn The Issuance of Coins of 10/-Rupee With Photo of Benazir.

She Was Not That Worthwhile To Replace Her Photo With Quaid's.
 

BREAKING NEWS

Politics SMS
BREAKING NEWS

iraqi sahafi ne press conferance k doran us sadar bush k mou pe 2 jote phanke.
 

Politician: Sach sach batao

Politics SMS
Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?

WIFE: kul 3 baar!

Politician: Kab kab?

WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai,

Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.

Politician: Or teesri baar?

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WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs  kum thay..
 

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be

Politics SMS
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow
 

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Politics SMS
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!
 

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…

Politics SMS
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom.
 
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