Pthan 1 Braf Ka Tukra Utha
Kr Usy goor Se Dekh Rha Tha ...
Admi: Kya Dekh Rhy Ho  ... ??
Pthan: Dekh Rha Hoon Ye Leek Kahan Se Ho Rha hy?

1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Saath 1 Qenchi Bhi Leli.
Dost Ne Poocha,
"Pathan Bhai Ye Kis Liye Li Hai.
Pathan: O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi
Call Kaatni Bhi To Parti Hai.

Pathan to AirHostess: 
"Tumara shakal hamara biwi se bht milta hai" 
Airhostess ne thapar mara.  Pathan bola: 
"MashaALLAH! Aadat b  milta hy.

PATHAN Ny 1 Bacha Agwa kia
Or kaghaz Pe Ye Likh K Bachy Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neechy Pohncha Do!
Or Bachy Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejh Dia
Dosry Din Wo Pul K Nechy Gaya Tu
Usy Paisy Mil Gaye

Bas itni se baat per
Pathan ne apni biwi ko goli mar di,,,
faraz
Q k
Us ne sirf itna kaha tha k
Me apni zindagi "shan" aur

3 Pathan picnic par gae vhan ja kr
yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gae.
Decide kia k sb se chota Pathan ja kr pepsi le ae,
Chota Pathan:
Main is shart pr jata hon k tm
merey aney tk smosey nai khao ge.
2no ne kaha k thek hai.
6 ghantay guzr gay Pathan nai aya,
pora din guzr gya, raat ho gai.

Teacher Sardar Se:
Ye Tumhare Sath Chota Bacha Kon Hai?
Sardar: Sir, "Ye hamara Chota Bhai Sharafat Hai."
Teacher: Isay Q Laye Ho?
Sardar: "Sir  Aap Ne kal bola K
Aainda CLASS Main Sharafat K Sath aana