Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
 Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
 Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Masjid Jaayenge.
 Wife: Kyo?
 Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :-)

 Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?
 Husband:A sec.
 Wife:What is $10000 for me?
 Husband:A coin.
 Wife: Ok give me a coin.
 Husband:Wait a sec

Wife- ap Mujhe
kisi mehangi jaga
le ke chalie na
.
.
.
Husband-
Chalo tayyar ho   jao
.
.

WiFe: Dear what r u doing?
Husband: Really too busy in office. And u sweetheart?
Wife: i am in the Club standing behind you kanjraaaa.

B.v ko Thpr mar k shohr bola;
Admi usy hi marta ha jse pyar krta ha.
B.v ne 2 thpr 4 laten 10 12 dnday mary or boli;
AP kya smjte han k Me ap Se Pyar Ni krti.

Agar husband, wife k liye Car ka darwaza kholay,
to Samajh jao k do hi wajah ho sakti hain,
Ya
to
car new hai ya wife.
:-P